✦ ( ROB ZOMBIE’S 31 SENTENCE PROMPTS.
triggers apply such as; death, murder, blood, cursing, etc. feel free to change any pronouns as needed!
- ❝ You know what they say, kemosabe, in Hell, everybody loves popcorn. ❞
- ❝ I ain’t no fucking clown. ❞
- ❝ I’m gonna teach you something. I’m not gonna let anyone hurt you. ❞
- ❝ There’s only four things you need to know about this career.
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Smoke in times of rest is a great companion to the solitary soldier.
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You know who said that? Do you know who said that?
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Do you really think I give a fuck?
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I always thought I’d appear rather pretentious with a pipe.
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I say we hunt these freaks down and slit their fucking throats.
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I’m not crazy; I’m in control!
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Now, you may think you see a grease-painted performer sitting before you.
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I’m not here to brighten your dismal day; I am here to end your miserable life.
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You know, all in all, you’ve had a pretty good run. ❞
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You must’ve known it all had to end somewhere - might as well be now.
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You diggin’ what you see, pops?
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- ❝ Count yourselves lucky you got fucked by the best! ❞
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What exactly is the protocol if we have a survivor? ❞
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I mean no disrespect, but was not the question. ❞
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See you later, Popeye! I’m gonna go get me some spinach. ❞
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I bid you welcome, oh nameless and numbered ones!
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What is 31, pray tell? Well, 31 is war and, as the old saying goes, war is Hell! ❞
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In exactly one hundred and twenty seconds, we shall begin.
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All you have to do is survive twelve hours.
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I should apologize in advance for not sharpening this thing. ❞
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What I do? Unfortunately for you, I do real well! ❞
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I am certainly not here to elicit an amused response. ❞
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Murder school is now in session. ❞
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Victorious warriors win first than go to war. ❞
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While defeated warriors, they go to war first than seek to win. Which are you?
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I am here to end your miserable fucking life. ❞
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Let’s get one thing straight. I ain’t no fucking clown. ❞
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Might as well be here. Might as well be now. And it might as well be with me. ❞
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I’m sending you straight to the fucking pearly gates with a first class ticket. ❞
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I came to get down and dirty. Oh yeah. ❞
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As the old saying goes, war is Hell! ❞
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❝ Smell that? I think they’re already pissing in their pants.
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❝ So that means you killed half a man.
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❝ Look what the fucking cat dragged in!
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❝ Even the mice know how to get out of the maze, motherfuckers!
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❝ I don’t wanna be here! They make me be here!
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❝ You and me, we’re the same! We’re the same!
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❝ What the fuck is going on? Do you see anything? ❞
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❝ This is crazy, sitting here and waiting to be attacked. ❞
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❝ Death has come to sing it’s quite song, run and hide for it won’t be long!
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❝ I’m so flattered you remember me. ❞
- ❝ Is it hunting time now? ❞
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❝ Don’t worry, ______. It’s always somebody’s fault.
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❝ I guess I should really put you out of your misery. ❞
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❝ Wanna lick of my lolly?
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